Why should I buy Nothing?

• For fun
• Free delivery
• COVID-19 Safe
• Does not create any landfill
• Greenhouse gas emission Free – environmentally friendly
• No storage space required
• Zero clutter effect on your life
• Because you want to
• If you move house you don’t have to sort it, throw it, carry it or get the movers to handle it
• Have your Nothing delivered to the Post Office of your choice for collection
• Nothing can go wrong with it
• No waiting time
• No need to replace batteries
• Can’t be stolen
• No need for insurance
• You had me at Hello
• Watering free
• Dust-free
• Nuts, Eggs, Milk, Fish, Asbestos and Gluten-Free
• 100% Kosher and Halal
• 100% Fat-free
• You want the truth? You can’t HANDLE the truth
• No child labour is used in any part of our supply chain.
• Because you can
• “Dolphin-safe”
• Marie Kondo will be proud – this is guaranteed to spark “joy”
• Not derived from rainforests or native growth forests
• Rated G: General Audiences
• Governments can spend millions with us and deliver (nothing) on time, on budget
• Disease-free